2011 Ride for Semper Fi
http://www.active.com/donate/RideforSemperFi2011/danrides
If you are still reading,
Let me first start by saying THANK YOU! to all those who have Donated so generously in these challenging times.
Myself and a group of others will be departing from Scottsdale Arizona on our bicycles on October 12th and riding 430 miles to the MCRD San Diego where we will pass all of our donations on to the Injured Marine Semper Fi Fund. The IMSFF , which was established in 2004, is a 501C3 organization that has provide more than 13500 grants totaling over 35 million dollars to our nations wounded heroes and families.
If you are still reading then you are thinking about it. DO IT. I know times are tough for everyone now, think of how hard times are for Soldiers who are injured fighting for us. Every little bit helps!
Sacrifice one night of going out to dinner. Take that money and donate it to a great cause.
Click the link below to donate:
http://www.active.com/donate/RideforSemperFi2011/danrides
Please forward this on, let your friends know that your friend is going to suffer a little for those who have suffered a lot.
Ride for Semper Fi
IF YOU ONLY READ ONE LINE AS MANY OF US DO: I (DANIEL WILSON) AM RAISING MONEY FOR INJURED MARINES AND SAILORS WHO FIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.active.com/donate/rideforsemperfi/DWilson272
If you are still reading,
Let me first start by saying THANK YOU! to all those who have Donated so generously in these challenging times.
Myself and a group of 39 will be departing from Scottsdale Arizona on our bicycles on October 14th and riding 430 miles to the Balboa Navy Medical Center San Diego where we will pass all of our donations on to the Injured Marine Semper Fi Fund. The IMSFF , which was established in 2004, is a 501C3 organization that has provide more than 13500 grants totaling over 29 million dollars to our nations wounded heroes and families.
If you are still reading then you are thinking about it. DO IT. I know times are tough for everyone now, think of how hard times are for Soldiers who are injured fighting for us. Every little bit helps!
Sacrifice one night of going out to dinner. Take that money and donate it to a great cause.
Click the link below to donate:
http://www.active.com/donate/rideforsemperfi/DWilson272
Please forward this on, let your friends know that your friend is going to suffer a little for those who have suffered a lot.
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Bren tearin up his half pipe
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Skunk Boy

Today we were out on a 40 mile training ride. I should have known it was going to be bad. Max and I were both not feeling well, the wind was like 40mph in our face. As we headed down into the abyss(Usery at 5:30am is very dark)we came across this freakin skunk. I stop short, Max swerved out to the left but it was too late, Pepe was under the front wheel, then the back. As soon as it began it was over.
We continued our little journey, we were laughing and joking about Pepe, I said to Max "man, your lucky you did not get sprayed". Max decided to grab a drink, "Dang my water bottle stinks". Yup, He did get sprayed, and yup he did stink. As soon as he said that I was behind him and could seriously smell the stench. Max is a dedicated, we had 20 or so miles left in our ride and he finished it out. Way to go skunk boy!
The Rose
Cross Training
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE..........
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with a towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo- woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap..
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day!
Oh, and...woo-woo!

